(in Cairo)
1. use an old FIAT and paint it in black and white stripes
2. as soon as you start the engine light a Cleopatra cigarette
3. put religious chants at the highest volume
4. continuously look in the mirror at what your passenger is doing
5. DO NOT pay attention at what happens on the street at all
6. hope to find a stupid pedestrian who sees your car coming and starts moving towards it
That's what happened to me this morning while I was coming to work by taxi...
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